Things I am bad at…
1. Night hiking. How am I supposed to keep track of my feet and the blazes? It is very hard and I am far too clumsy for it.
2. Rationing food. Sometimes I start eating and I just can’t stop. On my last day out in the woods I am usually doing something desperate like eating peanut butter with a spoon.
3. Telling people to put their dogs on leashes. They are so much happier when they can run freeee.
4. Sewing. My ridgerunner patch is falling off. Good thing I sewed it on with bright purple thread, so it still has style in its disrepair.
